What do you do when you try to create a new subdomain in cPanel and you see:

 The zone for the root domain domainname is missing, or could not be read. The
ip address will be read from the webserver configuration and a new zone will
be created for this subdomain. Created DNS entry for subdomain.domainname The
subdomain, subdomain.domainname has been added.

 And no domain gets added? And Google's no help? Thankfully LiquidWeb helped me with this one!  

Well this is pretty scary. Want to see if the Matrix is real? Quote:

Swallowing the Red Pill is more or less equivalent to the following code (returns non zero when in Matrix):

     int swallow_redpill () {
       unsigned char m[2+4], rpill[] = "\x0f\x01\x0d\x00\x00\x00\x00\xc3";
       *((unsigned*)&rpill[3]) = (unsigned)m;
       ((void(*)())&rpill)();
       return (m[5]>0xd0) ? 1 : 0;
     }